minecraft pick up lines

Hey there folks, it’s been a while! I’ve been caught up in all sorts of stuff but now I’m back. Submissions would be greatly appreciated! 

I’m your TnT, you turn me on.
HAHAHAHA I love minecraft and I'm falling for your tumblr!
Anonymous

Thank you :3 

Woah is that a creeper in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?
I'm a girl minecraft player and I quite enjoy it~ How bout some more pickup lines for girls?
Anonymous

That’s a good question. Anybody who has any minecraft pick up lines for girls, submit them! Us girls would really appreciate it ;) as for now, I’ll do my best to get my hands on some.

You must be made of bonemeal, coz baby you make me grow 10 feet tall
I’m like TNT… Touch me and I go boom.
I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun.. You light me on fire.
No I’m not dirt. I’m gravel, because I’m falling for you.